70th

RC
WHittaker

The PLANS

Created for Roy Whittaker’s 70th, this website exists purely to avoid repetitive questions—and, more importantly, to keep boredom between activities to a minimum.

BYOB

Drinks
A solid base is provided—but this is very much a “bring your own favourites” situation.

We’ll have a selection of the basics covered, so no one’s going thirsty. But if you’ve got a preferred tipple, specific taste, or anything you can’t do without—best to bring it along.

What’s covered:

  • Beer

  • Wine

  • Soft drinks

  • A few standard spirits

What’s encouraged:

  • Your go-to drink

  • Something you actually like

  • Anything slightly niche or particular

Think of it as a well-stocked starting point… with room for personal upgrades.

Clothing

Clothing
Think hillwalker… but make it oversized.

Two sizes too big, heavily layered, and dressed for temperatures that don’t exist.
Practical, comfortable, and slightly ridiculous—perfect.*

*Statement meant for comedy purposes only, do not overthink or stress. Clothing optional but advised, all rights reserved.

Friday

11:30

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NYE ARRIVAL

The Details

No detail required

Afternoon

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ARRIVAL

The Details
Arrive at Emma and Paul’s — exactly as advertised, with no questions required.

 

12:25

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HARRIS

The Details

Harris, pick up from school, this will be on foot. To reiterate no cars will be involved in the pick up.

Lunch

The Fort

LUNCH

The Details

KFC for Lunch
Finger Lickin’ good favourites waiting for you at Fort Kinnaird, Edinburgh.

Popular picks:

  • Original Recipe Chicken

  • Zinger Burger

  • Boneless Banquet

  • Mighty Bucket for One

  • Popcorn Chicken

  • Fillet Tower Burger

  • Hot Wings

  • Fries & Gravy

📍 KFC Fort Kinnaird, Edinburgh

Afternoon

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Relax

The Details

Relax
Nothing planned, nothing expected—just time to switch off and take it easy.
Jammies fully acceptable.

Dinner time

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EAT

The Details

Nasi Goreng for Dinner
A proper classic with a bit of history behind it.

Nasi Goreng—literally meaning “fried rice” in Indonesian—is one of Southeast Asia’s most iconic dishes. Its roots go back centuries, influenced heavily by Chinese traders who brought stir-frying techniques and soy sauce to the region. Rather than waste leftover rice (which was unsafe to eat plain the next day in a tropical climate), it was fried with spices, garlic, and whatever ingredients were on hand—turning yesterday’s leftovers into something far better.

Over time, Indonesia made the dish its own. The key difference is the use of kecap manis, a sweet soy sauce that gives nasi goreng its rich, slightly caramelised flavour. It’s typically served with a fried egg on top and often accompanied by chicken, prawns, or vegetables, along with crunchy sides like prawn crackers or pickles.

Today, it’s a national favourite across Indonesia and a go-to comfort dish around the world—simple, full of flavour, and built on the idea that nothing should go to waste.

Bed time

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NIGHTY NIGHT ROY

The Details

Fall asleep on the sofa, then up to bed.

Saturday

Morning

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BREAKFAST

The Details

Bacon Rolls
Simple. Essential. Non-negotiable.

The humble bacon roll (or bacon butty) is a British staple that’s been fuelling mornings for generations. At its core—crispy or soft bacon in a buttered roll—it’s proof that you don’t need much to get it right.

In Scotland, it’s a go-to breakfast choice, often paired with a cup of tea or coffee and, if you’re that way inclined, a splash of brown sauce or ketchup.

A few stats to chew on:

  • The UK consumes over 11 million bacon sandwiches every day

  • Around 70% of Brits say a bacon roll is their favourite breakfast

  • Peak consumption? Weekend mornings and post-night-out recovery

  • The great debate: Brown sauce vs ketchup (roughly a 60/40 split)

Whether it’s a quick bite or a slow start to the day, the bacon roll remains undefeated—reliable, satisfying, and exactly what’s needed.

11:41

Train Station

TRAVEL

The Details

Travel: Wallyford → Edinburgh Waverley (Train)
A short journey, just enough time to sit down and wonder if you should’ve brought snacks.

Hop on at Wallyford and you’ll be in the heart of Edinburgh before you know it—no traffic, no parking, no stress.

Journey stats:

  • ⏱ Average time: 10–12 minutes

  • 📏 Distance: ~7 miles (11 km)

  • 🚆 Up to 40+ trains per day

  • 💷 Tickets from around £4.80 if you’re organised

  • 🔁 Direct route—no changes, no drama

A quick, easy run into the city with the occasional glimpse of East Lothian countryside and the Firth of Forth if you’re paying attention.


Alternative (slightly more tongue-in-cheek):
Travel: Wallyford → Edinburgh Waverley
Blink and you’ll miss it.

Roughly 10 minutes on the train—barely enough time to get comfortable, definitely not enough time to get bored.

Key facts:

  • About 11 km of effort-free travel

  • Trains every 20–30 minutes

  • Cheaper than a taxi, quicker than a bus, easier than driving

Arrive right in the centre of Edinburgh, feeling like you’ve barely travelled at all.

1:20

West End

CHEERS

The Details

Tour: Johnnie Walker Experience, Edinburgh
A whisky tour—but not as you know it.

Right on Princes Street, this is less “walk round a distillery” and more full-on immersive experience. Think lights, music, storytelling and a bit of theatre—all built around the story of Johnnie Walker and Scotch whisky.

The main “Journey of Flavour” tour lasts around 90 minutes and starts with a quick flavour quiz, so your drinks are tailored to your taste (yes, very modern). Along the way, you’ll move through interactive rooms, learn how whisky is made and blended, and enjoy three drinks or cocktails as part of the experience.

It’s designed for everyone—not just whisky fans—so even if you don’t drink it, you’ll still get plenty out of it.

What to expect:

  • 🎭 Immersive, theatrical storytelling (more show than lecture)

  • 🥃 Personalised drinks based on your flavour profile

  • 💡 Interactive rooms with lights, projections & sensory effects

  • 🌆 Rooftop bar with views over Edinburgh Castle

The verdict (from people who’ve done it):

  • “Engaging and fun… surprised by the production quality”

  • “Highly immersive yet educational… well worth the price”

  • “More theatre than tour… interactive and memorable”

  • “Would highly recommend—even if you don’t like whisky”

A solid Edinburgh experience—slick, entertaining, and just the right amount of whisky involved.


Optional shorter version:
Johnnie Walker Experience
A 90-minute immersive whisky tour on Princes Street—part theatre, part tasting, part sensory experience. Expect personalised drinks, interactive rooms, and a rooftop bar at the end.

Widely rated as one of the best modern attractions in Edinburgh—even for non-whisky drinkers.

4:40

Waverly

HOME TIME

The Details

ravel: Edinburgh Waverley → Wallyford (Train)
The journey home—short, simple, and ideally timed for a quiet sit down.

Hop on at Waverley and you’ll be back out in East Lothian before you’ve had a chance to overthink the day.

Journey stats:

  • ⏱ Average time: 10–12 minutes

  • 📏 Distance: ~7 miles (11 km)

  • 🚆 Regular departures every 20–30 minutes

  • 🔁 Direct train—no changes, no hassle

A quick glide out of the city, swapping crowds for calm in no time at all.

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DINNER

The Details

Takeaway of Choice
Because by this point, cooking feels unnecessary.

A firm British tradition—scrolling endlessly, agreeing on nothing, then ordering the usual.

Most popular takeaway types (UK favourites):

  • 🍕 Pizza

  • 🍛 Indian

  • 🍜 Chinese

  • 🍗 Fried Chicken

  • 🍔 Burgers

  • 🥙 Kebabs

Go-to dishes (the real decisions):

  • Pizza: Pepperoni, Meat Feast, Margherita

  • Indian: Chicken Tikka Masala, Korma, Madras, Pilau Rice, Garlic Naan

  • Chinese: Sweet & Sour Chicken, Chow Mein, Egg Fried Rice, Salt & Chilli Chicken

  • Fried Chicken: Buckets, Wings, Fillet Burgers, Fries & Gravy

  • Burgers: Cheeseburger, Bacon Double, Loaded Fries

  • Kebab: Doner Wrap, Chicken Kebab, Mixed Grill

Key stats:

  • Over 2 million takeaways ordered every week in the UK

  • Saturday night = peak takeaway time

  • Average spend: £15–£25 per person

  • Decision time: far longer than the food takes to arrive

No rules, no expectations—just order what you fancy and enjoy.

PM

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EVENING

The Details

Birthday Drinks, Music & Party (At the House)
The main event.

Back to the house for drinks, music, and a proper celebration—with a few special guests making an appearance along the way.

Expect a relaxed but lively atmosphere, a decent playlist, and the kind of evening that gradually gets better (or worse, depending on perspective).

Featuring:

  • 🎶 Music throughout the night

  • 🥂 Drinks flowing

  • 🎉 Special guests

  • 🥃 The mystery drink (approach with caution)

No strict schedule—just good company, good music, and a birthday worth celebrating.